BeepSex

Music is sexy. Hella sexy. So why not have sex with it? The people that made the Audi-Oh obviously thought this was a good idea, so we're ripping off their ideas and more in order to bring you, the engineering pervert, more ways to spend hours and hours building things you'll use in 2-3 minute increments. The Beepsex series will cover control of toys through different audio triggered means, both hardware and software based. Along the way, we'll also make incredibly obscure in-jokes about electronic music that only the most dedicated, and therefore, highest-quality of geeks will understand. Prepare to feel less than knowledgable!
11/06/2005 BeepSex: TranceVibrator Patch for Max/MSP
Not everyone has the skillz to pull off l33t ae trickz. However, if you can make shit vibrate to whatever noise you're spitting out, it may lessen the spread of knowledge that you have no musical talent. In this article, we show you how to add TranceVibrator controls to your Max/MSP patches. Now those late nights poking at thousands of dollars worth of stolen Native Instruments software don't have to be quite so lonely.
DIY Sex Toys and Teledildonics

Ever get sick of hearing that bullshit about "Where's my flying car?" and "Where's my personal robot?", seeing you already have your personal robot flying your car? Don't you wish people would just stop fucking whining and do something themselves?

Well, we're too stupid to build cars, and robots, well, that's totally been done, so why not do something everyone (except Alabama) can use, DIY sex toys! We'll be hooking up sex toys to anything we can get our hands on, making teledildonics free to those brave enough to put homemade electronics on their genitals. We hope they'll take pictures, too, 'cause we sure as shit ain't testing this stuff on ourselves.

Discussion of DIY projects can be found on our message boards
12/11/2005 SeXBox Version 4 - The Defeat of the Pink Sparkly Buttplug of Doom
SeXBox Version 4 - The defeat of the Pink Sparkly Buttplug of Doom by qDot and LGM 9 Months and 1 IC LaterBUTTPLUG! BUTT PLUG! BUTT! PLUG!Parts List and Basic ExplanationSo... Many... Lines...Powering the SystemThe Xbox control to Motor Driver...
05/16/2005 Sexercise - The new health revolution begins
The media doesn't lie, and the media says people are fatter than ever. The media also says sex is the most important thing ever. Why not combine these ideas into the best (3 minute if your male) workout there is? An exercise bike and a dildo FORM LIKE VOLTRON to make shedding those pounds a lot more fun.
03/09/2005 SeXBox version 2, or How To Create Your Own Army
SexBox Version 2, the safe version. We add 2 3/32" audio jacks (the standard jack size for sex toys) into an XBox Controller, and describe how to use the controller to get off as well as build your own teenage zombie army. Two birds, one vibrating stone.
02/28/2005 SeXBox v1 - PS1/2 Version Mod
Instructions for implementing the v1 SexBox on a playstation dual shock controller. Works with both PS1 and PS2. Also just as likely to start fires/kill someone as the Xbox version.
02/24/2005 SeXBox: Using force feedback signals for sex toys
The article that started it all: combining an Xbox and a dildo in a fashion almost sure to cause massive fire and injury, but also hot sex0rz. We've made better versions since this was posted, but we keep this one around for posterity.
FreeSex Network

Teledildonics is a simple technology. A computer, a network, and a small circuit, and you're ready to go. So why does it cost $100+ for the hardware, and $30+ for monthly fees? Why isn't there a free alternative?

FreeSex is an overview for a protocol and communications system to turn teledildonics into a open source developer driven technology. Beating commerical companies to the punch with new features and more security, we may not win the hearts and minds of the masses, but we'll sure as hell have some fun trying.

Discussion of the FreeSex Network can be found on our message boards
09/13/2006 Freesex: Sex and Second Life 2 - LibSL Edition
By qDot Bunnyhug qDot and Emilio giving an exhibition. Hawt. Don't call it a comebackWhere we left offLibSL: ZOMG HAX, but in a good waySecond Life is a series of pigeons...Chat Channel HijackingWorld's Worst Interfaces for 200, AlexThat source I...
07/29/2005 Freesex Network: Sex and Second Life, Version 1.0
Second life is like Legos for adults. Adults who like to have sex. Who like to have sex a LOT. Therefore, it's only fitting that Slashdong joins in on the game, and makes First Life more fun through Second Life. With our client, you can now connect any DirectInput Force Feedback controller to your computer, and control the force feedback functions from the game. As every good slashdong reader knows, once you have force feedback, you have SEX!
06/03/2005 FreeSex: The Open Source Teledildonics Network
In the opening article to the FreeSex series, we go over the crappy commerical choices currently available in teledildonics, what needs to be done to create an open source system, and what we can do with that system once it is built. The ideas are out there, time to start building!
How Shit Works

Articles all about how different sex toys and the technology behind them function. Warning: You will most likely learn something from this portion of the site. But I curse a lot anyways, so it's ok.
11/05/2005 How Shit Works: Drawing Power from USB Ports
Ever since the inception of the USB spec in 1995, USB has quickly become the leading connection mechanism for mass marketed PC peripherals. One of the advantages is the fact that products can draw power directly from the port instead of having to rely on an outside source. In this article, we explain the specifications and limits of drawing power from USB, as well as revealing some of the "off the spec" secrets USB Designers use.
06/12/2005 How Shit Works: Teledildonics
This tutorial covers the theory behind the software and hardware used in teledildonics these days.

Teledildonics is just remote controlled sex. You hit a button, and someone else in a far away place gets all vibratey. In its current form, the implementation is ridiculously simple. No one has done much of anything interesting with teledildonics yet. However much that sucks for the end user, if you're reading this, you're probably not one of them. You're an enterprising hacker who wants to get off using your computer. It's very easy to understand the current state of things in remote controlled sex, and to start improving on them, and that's just what we expect you to do.
06/02/2005 How Shit Works: Vibrators
Most sex toys involve them, you stick them all around/in your body, but do you know how that work? This tutorial goes over the engineering, physics, and electrical basics of why vibrators make us feel so damn good.
Random Articles

All the stuff and things and whatnot that don't go anywhere else very well.
07/18/2005 On Using Video Games as Avatar Systems for Cybersex
Modern games provide massive environments with simple online access methods. Why stop at just playing the game though? With enough imagination and inguinuity, online game environments can become play worlds for new, interesting, and downright fucked up sexual fetishes. You paid for the game, now use it how you like!
In this article, we give some ideas on why games might be the place to have cybersex, what to look for in a game, and how to enhance the experience for all involved. It's not as straight-forward as video conferencing, but you can't crash cars into each other on netmeeting, either.
04/09/2005 Encyclopedia Rez TranceVibratora
Or, everything you ever wanted to know about the Rez Trancevibrator, but were too busy jacking off to the pictures on GameGirlAdvance to actually do any research for yourself.
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