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French Documentary on Virtual Erotica featuring Yann Minh and Ovidie

The BiTS series of Arte.tv has a new episode (in French) on virtual erotica, featuring artist Yann Mihn (who really deserves his own post on here at some point, as he was making cyberpunk and virtual world video art while I was busy being a toddler, even if rocking a Neurosky headset while sitting in front of an SL client in 2014 now almost feels quaint) and film director Ovidie.

Looks like this mostly deals with VR, virtual worlds, and Second Life, or at least, that's as much as I can get via my subpar understanding of French and looking at the pretty pictures.

There's more information and links to reference materials on the BiTS website, including the oddest use of Tetris I've ever seen. I don't think Tetris was really meant to be an information interface.

The Autoblow 2

Time to cover more sex toy crowd sourcing campaigns! Even if they aren't computer connected or dragon throats. For anyone wondering /why/ I'm doing this, I consider this my chance to be an armchair marketing guru. I've watched many large advertising campaigns try to get people to stick their fiddly bits into electronics. Smaller ventures convince them to throw cash at The Emperor's New Fucktube makes for some interesting approaches. Sometimes it even works, too!

When I see an image like

as the opener for a sex toy crowdsourcing campaign, I know I'm in for a treat...

I dunno. I kinda can't stop staring at it and trying to mentally insert the sound the bouncy rubber part makes. I've been trying for at least 15 minutes. This is the closest I've gotten so far.

Anyways, what you see there is the inside of The Autoblow 2, the sequel to The Autoblow. According to the website, the Autoblow a game changer in that...

virtually all male toys either required you to hold something and move your hand up and down or were automated but created as toys, not appliances

I'm not sure where either side of this argument comes from. There's tons of automated male toys out there. But apparently those that are aren't appliances.

I have no clue about their definition of appliance in this context. Maybe it refers to having replaceable parts? That's actually a good idea, after all. Being an "appliance" is supposed to be a standout thing I guess, but I honestly can't see myself storing the Autoblow next to my Vitamix and Kitchenaid, even if they all basically perform the same task.

Here's the pitch video:

Classy. But hey, the purveyor of the toy guarantees you that it WON'T SHOCK YOUR DICK, even while advertising an electrostim buttplug on the front page of his store. But I guess your butt isn't your dick.

OR IS IT.

The toy uses a ball/spring-binding mechanism attached to a linear actuator run by a small motor in the bottom. This isn't really anything new, as toys have used ball/spring binding for tensioning for years. Remember the horrible mermaid toy dissection we posted video of a few years ago? It had a similar mechanism, though on a much shorter actuator.

The campaign has already netted $8000 of the $45000 needed in 4 days, which isn't a bad pace. One of the positive differences I see in this campaign is the fact they're an established brand. There's lots of talk about having a supply chain set up in China, and the store has been around for years, so unlike, say, LovePalz, there's actually a chance the thing might ship vaguely on time and pretty much like what it looks like in the picture. Whether that's a good thing is another question entirely.

In closing, for some reason this line out of the campaign particularly tickled me.

I am aware that gay men in particular might not want a vagina sleeve. If its the case that you are gay, and don't want your vagina sleeve, perhaps you can be a pal and pass it along to a friend!

Now I want one just so I can call up a straight male friend, meet them for coffee somewhere, hand them the vagina sleeve and be like "Hey, your people like these things, right?"

A10 Cyclone Standalone - It's like a Cement Mixer for Your Junk

Ah, the A10 Cyclone.

A fearsome rotating beast that fetched reviews like "way too fucking much," "seriously stop it I can't deal with that," and "oh my god did whoever make this have a leather penis?"

Well now you can control the joy of "No really this is bordering on CBT please stop constantly stimulating only the most sensitive part of my genitals" wherever a bluetooth connection is available! The new A10 Cyclone Standalone features the same rotating motion of the original A10, except instead of an overprice tiny control unit running PWM over the power lines of a mini USB cable, you can use the stable, trusted connection of bluetooth!

Here's a lovely animated gif of the latex cement junk mixer.

Not only will you be able to control the toy (via CSV files according to Kotaku, so that pretty much kills any interest I had since that's no fun to reverse engineer), you can share your patterns online with others. So now penis-havers across the internet can cringe together!

Info and images via Kotaku

Doctor Xtreme NSFW Arduino Workshop on March 29, 2014 in Denver, CO

Doctor Xtreme is holding a NSFW Arduino Workshop at the Concoctory in Denver, CO on March 29, 2014. For the low price of $69.69, you'll get expert buttplug learnings from a physics PhD who decided that knowledge is best spent making sex toys.

More information on the kit they're using is available at the Doctor Xtreme blog. There's only 12 spots available, so get your tickets soon!

Give All of Your Money To Body Sized Dragon Throats RIGHT NOW

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD YOU GUYS

CROWDFUNDED BODY SIZED DRAGON THROATS AND/OR STOMACHS

THIS VIDEO I CAN'T EVEN

Dragomaw, from our previous overly excited post, have started a crowdfunding campaign to go beyond headsized toys and make full body tubes. They already have $6400 of the $10k needed to make this work of art happen.

GO GIVE THEM ALL THE MONEY I MEAN REALLY HOW COULD YOU NOT

LOOK

And if you don't want a throat YOU CAN GET A STOMACH OH MY GOD

And if you can't afford $2500 for a throat or a stomach YOU CAN GET DRAGON SCENTED DROOL LUBE.

DRAGON. SCENTED. DROOL. LUBE.

THIS IS WHY I RUN THIS WEBSITE.

FROM THE TIME OF THIS WRITING YOU ONLY HAVE 34 DAYS LEFT TO INVEST. DO SO.

Coming to Slashdong May 2014: A post on what dragon breath smells like.