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DIY Sex Toys and Teledildonics

Ever get sick of hearing that bullshit about "Where's my flying car?" and "Where's my personal robot?", seeing you already have your personal robot flying your car? Don't you wish people would just stop fucking whining and do something themselves?

Well, we're too stupid to build cars, and robots, well, that's totally been done, so why not do something everyone (except Alabama) can use, DIY sex toys! We'll be hooking up sex toys to anything we can get our hands on, making teledildonics free to those brave enough to put homemade electronics on their genitals. We hope they'll take pictures, too, 'cause we sure as shit ain't testing this stuff on ourselves.

Discussion of DIY projects can be found on our message boards

12/11/2005	SeXBox Version 4 - The Defeat of the Pink Sparkly Buttplug of Doom
	SeXBox Version 4 - The defeat of the Pink Sparkly Buttplug of Doom by qDot and LGM 9 Months and 1 IC LaterBUTTPLUG! BUTT PLUG! BUTT! PLUG!Parts List and Basic ExplanationSo... Many... Lines...Powering the SystemThe Xbox control to Motor Driver...

05/16/2005	Sexercise - The new health revolution begins
	The media doesn't lie, and the media says people are fatter than ever. The media also says sex is the most important thing ever. Why not combine these ideas into the best (3 minute if your male) workout there is? An exercise bike and a dildo FORM LIKE VOLTRON to make shedding those pounds a lot more fun.

03/09/2005	SeXBox version 2, or How To Create Your Own Army
	SexBox Version 2, the safe version. We add 2 3/32" audio jacks (the standard jack size for sex toys) into an XBox Controller, and describe how to use the controller to get off as well as build your own teenage zombie army. Two birds, one vibrating stone.

02/28/2005	SeXBox v1 - PS1/2 Version Mod
	Instructions for implementing the v1 SexBox on a playstation dual shock controller. Works with both PS1 and PS2. Also just as likely to start fires/kill someone as the Xbox version.

02/24/2005	SeXBox: Using force feedback signals for sex toys
	The article that started it all: combining an Xbox and a dildo in a fashion almost sure to cause massive fire and injury, but also hot sex0rz. We've made better versions since this was posted, but we keep this one around for posterity.

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