BeepSex Music is sexy. Hella sexy. So why not have sex with it? The people that made the Audi-Oh obviously thought this was a good idea, so we're ripping off their ideas and more in order to bring you, the engineering pervert, more ways to spend hours and hours building things you'll use in 2-3 minute increments. The Beepsex series will cover control of toys through different audio triggered means, both hardware and software based. Along the way, we'll also make incredibly obscure in-jokes about electronic music that only the most dedicated, and therefore, highest-quality of geeks will understand. Prepare to feel less than knowledgable!
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11/06/2005 BeepSex: TranceVibrator Patch for Max/MSP Not everyone has the skillz to pull off l33t ae trickz. However, if you can make shit vibrate to whatever noise you're spitting out, it may lessen the spread of knowledge that you have no musical talent. In this article, we show you how to add TranceVibrator controls to your Max/MSP patches. Now those late nights poking at thousands of dollars worth of stolen Native Instruments software don't have to be quite so lonely.

	DIY Sex Toys and Teledildonics Ever get sick of hearing that bullshit about "Where's my flying car?" and "Where's my personal robot?", seeing you already have your personal robot flying your car? Don't you wish people would just stop fucking whining and do something themselves? Well, we're too stupid to build cars, and robots, well, that's totally been done, so why not do something everyone (except Alabama) can use, DIY sex toys! We'll be hooking up sex toys to anything we can get our hands on, making teledildonics free to those brave enough to put homemade electronics on their genitals. We hope they'll take pictures, too, 'cause we sure as shit ain't testing this stuff on ourselves. Discussion of DIY projects can be found on our message boards
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12/11/2005 SeXBox Version 4 - The Defeat of the Pink Sparkly Buttplug of Doom SeXBox Version 4 - The defeat of the Pink Sparkly Buttplug of Doom by qDot and LGM 9 Months and 1 IC LaterBUTTPLUG! BUTT PLUG! BUTT! PLUG!Parts List and Basic ExplanationSo... Many... Lines...Powering the SystemThe Xbox control to Motor Driver...
05/16/2005 Sexercise - The new health revolution begins The media doesn't lie, and the media says people are fatter than ever. The media also says sex is the most important thing ever. Why not combine these ideas into the best (3 minute if your male) workout there is? An exercise bike and a dildo FORM LIKE VOLTRON to make shedding those pounds a lot more fun.
03/09/2005 SeXBox version 2, or How To Create Your Own Army SexBox Version 2, the safe version. We add 2 3/32" audio jacks (the standard jack size for sex toys) into an XBox Controller, and describe how to use the controller to get off as well as build your own teenage zombie army. Two birds, one vibrating stone.
02/28/2005 SeXBox v1 - PS1/2 Version Mod Instructions for implementing the v1 SexBox on a playstation dual shock controller. Works with both PS1 and PS2. Also just as likely to start fires/kill someone as the Xbox version.
02/24/2005 SeXBox: Using force feedback signals for sex toys The article that started it all: combining an Xbox and a dildo in a fashion almost sure to cause massive fire and injury, but also hot sex0rz. We've made better versions since this was posted, but we keep this one around for posterity.

	FreeSex Network Teledildonics is a simple technology. A computer, a network, and a small circuit, and you're ready to go. So why does it cost $100+ for the hardware, and $30+ for monthly fees? Why isn't there a free alternative? FreeSex is an overview for a protocol and communications system to turn teledildonics into a open source developer driven technology. Beating commerical companies to the punch with new features and more security, we may not win the hearts and minds of the masses, but we'll sure as hell have some fun trying. Discussion of the FreeSex Network can be found on our message boards
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09/13/2006 Freesex: Sex and Second Life 2 - LibSL Edition By qDot Bunnyhug qDot and Emilio giving an exhibition. Hawt. Don't call it a comebackWhere we left offLibSL: ZOMG HAX, but in a good waySecond Life is a series of pigeons...Chat Channel HijackingWorld's Worst Interfaces for 200, AlexThat source I...
07/29/2005 Freesex Network: Sex and Second Life, Version 1.0 Second life is like Legos for adults. Adults who like to have sex. Who like to have sex a LOT. Therefore, it's only fitting that Slashdong joins in on the game, and makes First Life more fun through Second Life. With our client, you can now connect any DirectInput Force Feedback controller to your computer, and control the force feedback functions from the game. As every good slashdong reader knows, once you have force feedback, you have SEX!
06/03/2005 FreeSex: The Open Source Teledildonics Network In the opening article to the FreeSex series, we go over the crappy commerical choices currently available in teledildonics, what needs to be done to create an open source system, and what we can do with that system once it is built. The ideas are out there, time to start building!