Arse Elektronika - This weekend!
qDot : 10/03/2007 3:04 PM : Tech Sex News
Arse Elektronika. 2 days and counting. Go. You must. It will be more awesome than is possible to comprehend.

If you'll excuse me now, I must return to the busiest week of my life. :)
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It Vibrates: Episode 1
qDot : 09/19/2007 9:02 PM : Sex Toys / Tech Sex NewsI tend to gather a lot of links, and keep thinking "Boy, I'll make a post about each and every one of them someday!" Someday has never, and most likely, will never come. So, instead of trying to gather some sort of motivation and do something original, I present you with It Vibrates, my new "Get all these links out of the way and act like it's new content" series. Without further ado...
- Sony has returned vibration motors to their Dual-Shock controllers. So now it will rumble while you try to fling it around wildly in order to satiate the demon that lives inside each and every SixAxis. (via Destructoid
- Of course, while we're at it, there's also DS Rumble and PSP Rumble now too. I should really get around to implementing a handheld version of the sexbox. (via HackADay)
- Touch is a remote haptics project that allows people to touch each other over long distances (via SuicideBots)
- The Celebrator is a god damn plastic cover for your electric toothbrush so you can use it to masturbate. Because somehow saran wrap is too difficult to use. (via sexblo.gs)
- Piss Screen is a urinal based game control mechanism. The harder you pee on a certain pad, the harder it does some action. No yellow hanky help or Urigro cheating allowed.
- There's a sex machine museum in Prague! I wanna go!
Wow. I should really clean out my google reader starred items more often....
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The Jigsaw Massager
qDot : 09/03/2007 9:47 PM : Sex ToysUp until today, I didn't even know that there was a "Not Liable" category to Instructables. That makes me so happy.

And now you can probably see why it's called that. This is the Jigsaw Massager. Just remove the cutty parts and replace them with thumpy parts, and you now have your very own power tool massager. Now you can have some relaxing foreplay before pulling out your drilldo.
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Comments and Trackbacks Return to Slashdong
qDot : 09/02/2007 2:32 AM : Slashdong Site NewsSpent the past couple of days upgrading to MovableType 4, and decided to take yet another crack at opening up comments and trackbacks. We'll see how things go, I suppose.
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Slashdong Book Club: Blue Root
qDot : 08/29/2007 11:43 PM : Sex ToysSlashdong Book Club: Blue Root
There's definitely some perks to having words like "teledildonics" as technorati search feeds. Mainly because I find things like this. Blue Root is a book that was released for free today by its author, Rina Slayter. The reasons she's releasing it, from her blog:
Because writer friends of mine keep asking me what's up with it, where it's being published and are shocked to find out that no, it's not going to be released in paperback or even ebook from a publisher who was willing to take a chance. They enjoyed it so much that they still ask after having read it over a year ago and hadn't forgotten in.
Sure, it's got some first-book-itis, but a lot of the things in it are being tackled today. Teledildonics comes to mind. Bluetooth-enabled portable computer devices. The iPhone.
And suddenly, the reason I'm posting about this becomes evident. Yes, folks, it's a book with teledildonics in it. How can advertising like this not make you want to read the fuck out of this thing?
For some light reading including a networkable, programmable sex toy, a wimpy villain who reeks like garlic, a semi-self-aware A.I., a cat named Trouble, a rekindled romance and a whole lot of sex-crazed, living zombies, read Blue Root.
So, go on, read it. You know you want to. I'll be writing a book report and presenting it to the class when I'm done.
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