March 15, 2007

MariaScript - The Interactive Sex Language

MariaScript - The Interactive Sex Language

Someone (who's managed to keep their contact information pretty well hidden) has come up with a language specification (but I don't believe a parser is yet available) for having sex with an android. I don't think we're gonna be seeing this language on Lambda The Ultimate any time soon.

Honestly, I'm not sure why this /needs/ its own language, but I guess I can applaud the effort nonetheless. Or at least give it that weird, tilted head, "Huh?" kinda look. Doesn't look like there's any implementation or examples available as of yet, but lord knows I've built things for no reason before...

Since there's a good chance we'll kill the tripod bandwidth limit for this site, I've mirrored the two PDFs onto here to make sure they're available.

• Maria Language Background Information - PDF, ~500k
• Maria Language Specification - PDF, ~400k

The creator of the language also runs XXXToyTech, a site about building sex interfaces that predates Slashdong by a good 2-3 years if not more. I'm trying to mirror down the site right now as breathing on it trips the bandwidth alarms, but what I've gotten so far is kinda fun...

• Female Sexual Mechanics for Android Makers - PDF, ~3mb
• Male Sexual Mechanics for Android Makers - PDF, ~900k

I so, so want a shirt with this graph on it.

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