June 18, 2006
In SF
Well, I made it without much mental/physical scarring. In SF now. Let the buttsecks commense.
Slashdong should be back on a normal posting schedule sometime this week, once I get all situated and stuff.
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June 13, 2006
The Center for Orgasmic Studies
The Center for Orgasmic Studies
The Center for Orgasmic Studies is a center, presumably for studies of orgasmicnisity. From their commercial, it's obvious that they've made taken at least one couple from the depths of unorgasmicness to spinning in circles. By American cultural standards, spinning in circles denotes a happy and successful relationship. The Center's revolutionary Sex Machine Therapy has turned many unhappy sexual relationships into wild, crazy, monkey sex fuckathons (to use the medical term).
However, recently they seem to have come upon some drama, and if there's anything I love, it's drama. Someone absconded (I used a big word!) with videos of the institute's practices. The culprits have been caught, but the damage that was done is irreparable:
"Everyone, probably everyone in this building, is not happy with what has happened," he added during a break from preparing for his work to be presneted later this month in Montreal at CHI2006 at the Sexual Interactions Workshop. "But when you're high-profile, or on someone's radar ... then it matters. I am sorry for the patients and family who have become instant porn stars, and I have to live with the guilt and go on." Holding back tears Mr. Stein addes, "On a positive note it spreads the word of our ground breaking treatment modalities using many of our high tech sexual instruments. Hopefully we can help other people by bringing an new awareness to our work here at the clinic.
Just to let Slashdong readers know I did my part, I bought Mr. Stein some ice cream while at CHI2006. It made him feel a little better.
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June 12, 2006
Another Quiet Week
Well, it's gonna be a rather quiet week here on Slashdong, as I'm about to head across the country with all my possessions in tow. I'm leavin' Oklahoma (At just the right time, too) and headin' to San Francisco, without a laptop, so I will be withering away without net access until next weekend.
If you would, please wait to do anything interesting until such time that I have net access again and can sufficiently blog it.
See you in SF!
- qDot
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June 8, 2006
The Joystick
I bet you thought this might be mildly sex or video games related!
HAH.
Well, that's sorta true. I mean, it's kinda sophomorically sex humor related. The Joystick, from Applegate Farms, is, according to The Reverend Scott Motherfucking Crawford, The Ride, "the best damn meat snack I’ve had in recent memory". And if there's anyone that knows meat sticks, it's him. I've also been alerted to the fact that their BACON is so good that it may only be referred to in capital letters. Yes, it's BACON, and BACON is a very dear subject to us here at Slashdong.
While you're at it, why not slam down a can of Gay Fuel?
Apparently the insanity of moving makes me make stupid posts. Go figure.
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