November 22, 2005

Onanism Onset Attention Deficit Disorder

Onanism Onset Attention Deficit Disorder

There's a a new study out, documenting the levels of distraction of the masturbating male. Test subjects were given a survey while in a "non-aroused" and "aroused" state, going through a sort of academic "hot or not" application involving pictures such as "women's shoes; a 12-year-old girl; an animal; a 50-year-old woman; a man; and an extremely fat person."

From the article:

They explain how they recruited 35 students, offering to pay each a small fee for the effort of masturbating while answering a survey. Each student was given a laptop computer with a keypad "designed to be operated easily using only the non-dominant hand."

Adapt that keypad to work with general computing, and they could make MILLIONS.

via Annals of Improbable Research Blog

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