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May 13, 2005

Geek Fantasies

Geek Fantasies

And now, Slashdong blog theatre is proud to present...

Why this idea would never work, starring qDot.

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fapfapfapfapfapfapfap Oh yeah roll those dice... fapfapfapfapfapfapfap mmm Star Wars Tickets... fapfapfapfapfapfap...

fap.

Hey.

Wait a second.

A TI calculator?! Who the fuck uses a god damn TI?! Everyone knows that HP makes the porno calculators!!

AND THIS EQUATION IS SATISIFIED?! BITCH, you didn't even type any fucking operators in! You just hit some number keys!

Fuck this, back to fapping to furry porn.

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Thank you, thank you...

via Fleshbot and LJ

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since when is that a geek fantasy? i mean, oh wow, baby, a yet to be opened optimus prime figure, soooo hottttt.

I know more than a few people who pop boners at the mention of the term "mint condition". :)



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