May 31, 2005
Thrillhammer Site Active, Demo in NYC on June 1st
Thrillhammer site active again, Demo at Museum of Sex on June 1st
It's got all the muted, quiet sexuality of a dentist chair designed by Giger, and a price tag that will buy you a car, but it's also one of the coolest damn things out there. The Thrillhammer was one of the first commerical teledildonics toys on the market, and is still the only one that looks like it could be used for either pleasure or a remake of the Happiness in Slavery video.
The original Thrill Hammer is now an installation at the Museum of Sex in New York City, and will be part of the Teledildonics Presentation by Violet Blue next week at Dorkbot::SF.
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Woomba: The little robot that cleans your lady parts
Woomba: The little robot that cleans your lady parts
(2mb, Divx 5)
Smells like fresh vagina in here!
It's the Woomba! From the makers of Roomba comes the new feminine cleansing product that never stops!
Ok, so it's actually an SNL skit, but still, it's robotics, it's sex, so we're featuring it.
BTW, hosting videos is as about as fun (at least, in terms of bandwidth usage) as smashing my penis with a hammer, so please, link to the permalink for this entry, not the video itself. Thanks!
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May 28, 2005
VG Girls: Boothed, Rendered and Drawn
Video Game Girls: Boothed, Rendered and Drawn
(Woohoo, now we're just a week old on this one)
First off, as everyone that reads this site is probably aware, the gigantic disappointment that was the E3 Video Game Expo was last week. However, while we all settled in for the gigantic cock size war between the big 3 that will make up the next year in video game rumors, at least there was some nerd eye candy to look at. Too bad there was no Bloodrayne sequel being touted...
For those of you not currently fapping yourselves silly, check out Game Gal's E3 Booth Babe Hall of Shame (Hell, just check out Game Gal. It's great site), for an overview of what all of us making catty comments about the girls were saying. You can also visit e3girls.com, just in case you feel like practicing your giggling and ridiculing for next year.
Anyways, back to all the people that actually enjoy booth babes. E3 is over now, and you're stuck at home for another year. Sad you didn't get to do anything with one of the 14 Lara Crofts? Satisfy your needs with the art at vgbabes.com! Every girl from Samus to Lady Miss Kier Ulala to Vanessa Schneider (For all 5 of us that played PN03. God DAMN she was hot, too bad the game had to be so full of suck), they're all there, doing horrible, perverted things.
Oh yeah, and for everyone out there who's looking for an outie instead of an innie, here's a google for "yaoi final fantasy" (Honestly, I'm surprised there's not a penis-flavored vgbabes)... Or you can always dig up an old copy of SimCopter...
some links via sexyfandom.com
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May 27, 2005
Linux Sex. *sigh*
Name a site Slashdong, and you become legally bound to post about bad linux sex jokes. Bad linux sex jokes taken way way way too far.
Yes, it's Tux(es). Yes, they're having sex.
Talk about opening your source. *rimshot*
(*sigh* I'm sorry, I really am. We don't have a choice. We promise never to show Stallman naked though.)
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LowTech SexBox
Not everyone like sitting around with a whole bunch of electrical tools making their sex toys. Some people like to take the easy way out. Here's an example:
Take a PlayStation controller, turn on your PlayStation, and get to the part in a game where it vibrates, like standing against the wall in a game. Lube the controller and stick it so that one end is under your balls and the other is vibrating against your dick. It feels so good, it feels like another man pressing against you.
Why solder and lose screws and shock yourself when you can just pick up a game, put the controller itself where the sun don't shine, and spread that little present from down under to all of your friends during the next group game of Mario Party? Crude, but apparently effective.
via Fleshbot
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Hot Gamecube on Gamecube Action
Hot Gamecube on Gamecube action on eBay
(Reaching waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back to 2 months ago, 'cause this has been sitting in my draft pile that long)
There're hundreds of Gamecubes on sale on eBay every day, so how to choose which one to buy? Well, it looks like this one has been around the block a few more times then the rest. Controller on console, controller on controller, going on every position you can think of.
Hey, I'm sure there's *someone* out there who's into this sort of thing. I mean, hell, if there's a list of every video game you can either be eaten, eat something or watch something be eaten in, then there's gotta be at least one sad soul out there who's hankerin' for some hot Saturn on Dreamcast incest action (What naughty, unnatural place will they put the 32x next!).
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Slashdong now covers video game n0rp!
Slashdong is now your trusty source for teledildonics, sex engineering AND video game sex news!
Because we just aren't covering enough topics on this blog yet, we've decided to add a new catagory: Video Game Sex! Sure, we've been doing a few posts about games already, but they didn't have their own category until now. Sexy Fandom has the fantasy and sci-fi side of porn covered, but video games are a fast growing industry, and we've taken it upon ourselves to keep people informed of happenings on the video game sex world (outside of H-Games, which we'll leave to the poor bastards at Something Awful).
You're probably asking, why games? Well, other than the whole aforementioned video game fetish I have, games are the bleeding edge of consumer immersive environments. Games innovate on how people interact with hardware and computer systems, and will be one of the major factors in sex simulation in years to come. We're just getting a jump start on it.
What to expect in this new catagory: Tracking the rise of adult situations in mainstream games (we're taking bets on which sequel of GTA will let you have sex with the hooker outside of the car), new games like 3Feel that incorporate teledildonics, and what the porn industry is cooking up in terms of polygonal bump and grind.
So, keep an eye out for new VG related posts (like the 5 or so I have lined up to go directly after I make this one).
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May 24, 2005
Teledildonics presentation at Dorkbot::SF next week
Teledildonics presentation at Dorkbot::SF next week
So what's better than a sex toy making roboticist guy from the midwest? How about an erotica writing pinup OMG HUGE CRAZY FIRE SPEWY robot making girl from SF? Even with my gigantic ego, I'm not gonna act like there's competition there. *sighs and pokes his small, non-fire-spewy-unless-something-is-WRONG bots*
Violet Blue, SRL member and historian of teledildonics, will be giving a demostration of remote sex technology at the Dorkbot::SF meeting on June 1st. A live demo of the The Thrillhammer will be given. The Thrillhammer is located at the Museum of Sex in NYC, so this is about as long distance as your going to get in the contiguous states.
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May 20, 2005
3Feel... Just like makin' lesbians in the sims, but with REAL monkeybumpin!
New Korean sex game involves teledildonics
Well, this post is gonna kinda suck if you can't read Japanese or Korean, but well, everyone can enjoy the pictures. 3Feel is a new simulation game from Korean game studio CM-NET. Basically, it looks like a cross between the Biko series (Rape and stalking simulation at its best, assuming you can have a "best" in rape simulation) and the Sims, except they've actually manufactured a USB widget to use teledildonics with the game! It's all the fun of webcam sex combined with half-assed collision detection!
'cause there's nothing sexier than watching a penis go in the ho-ho and right out the ass of a low poly model with gigantic boobs. H-Games, we love you.
(There are videos buried somewhere on this site, but you'll need mastery of a non-englishy language to find them)
via Fleshbot
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May 18, 2005
Safety warnings are there for a reason
Grocery shopping in vibrating undies is a bad idea
A woman shopping at her local grocery store while wearing vibrating undies became so aroused that she passed out, hitting her head and ending up going to the hospital.
So people, if you're going to take your SeXbox to public LAN parties with you, remember, moderation is the key. You don't want doctors handing it back to you in a plastic bag as you leave the hospital!
via The Register
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May 17, 2005
Sexercise - The new health revolution begins!
Sexercise - The new health revolution begins today!
I'm fat. If you're reading this, you're probably fat, too. Statistically speaking, 100% of people are fat (please note: statistics taken from current US media and pop culture references). Billions upon billions a year are made from people trying to get thin. But every new fad diet has been missing the one other major motivator of people.
No, not sleep!
Reproduction! Or, as the kids like to call it, sex!
In another lame attempt to get hits brilliant move to rid the world of lardass syndrome, we present you with the SEXERCISE BIKE. IT'S SEXELLENT! (God damnit that never gets old. Unless you're not the one saying it.)
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May 16, 2005
Cutting out the middle man
New Playstation 3 controller renders SeXBox idea obsolete
The Playstation 3 is currently being annouced at E3. It looks like their controller designers might have the same ideas we do about... extracirricular controller usage, as it were. However, they seem to have completely cut out the need for external jacks. Sleak and optimized, yup.
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May 13, 2005
Geek Fantasies
And now, Slashdong blog theatre is proud to present...
Why this idea would never work, starring qDot.
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fapfapfapfapfapfapfap Oh yeah roll those dice... fapfapfapfapfapfapfap mmm Star Wars Tickets... fapfapfapfapfapfap...
fap.
Hey.
Wait a second.
A TI calculator?! Who the fuck uses a god damn TI?! Everyone knows that HP makes the porno calculators!!
AND THIS EQUATION IS SATISIFIED?! BITCH, you didn't even type any fucking operators in! You just hit some number keys!
Fuck this, back to fapping to furry porn.
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Thank you, thank you...
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May 9, 2005
ISO Robot fetishists for TV stardom...
Since I know some of you wacky kids out there are into the new fangled sex thingies, here's a request for info and interviews for an upcoming TV show.
Via MaleBots
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Hi there,
My name is Emily, and I work for an internationally-syndicated magazine and documentary-style television show that seeks to explore sexuality and gender around the world in a thoughtful and intelligent way. Our program has won numerous awards for covering an array of serious and entertaining issues and subject matters--from Intersexuality to Rape in South Africa, to Race and Sex in the U.S. South, to The Changing Mores in France and Celibacy in the Priesthood. We treat all subject matters with respect along with sensitivity and tact.
We are based in Toronto, Canada and are part of Chum Television - Canada's leading media company and content provider which owns and operates 30 radio stations, eight local television stations and 18 specialty channels, as well as Much Music and Bravo. The show is very popular in Toronto and throughout Canada.
In past episodes we have featured people such as Simon LeVay, Carol Queen, Annie Sprinkle, Desmond Morris, Rachel Maines, Natalie Angier, Marilyn Yalom, Leonore Tiefer, Carol Ellison, Betty Dodson, Susan Faludi, Thomas Lacquer, Andrea Dworkin and many others. We have also done a number of artist profiles including Nobuyoshi Araki, Grayson Perry, Karin Rosenthal, Richard Kern, Charles Gatewood and Reagan Louie.
I am currently working on a story about robot fetish and ASFR and am interested in finding people to interview on camera. It would be great to discuss this request at length and I can be reached at emilyc at chumtv dot com.
I look forward to hearing back!
Thank you,
Emily
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May 7, 2005
Phone line powered vibrator
Glow in the Dark vibrator powered by phone line source
Have a phone line coming into your house? Then you also have a free 48VDC line coming through all those ports! Of course, it'd take some special hardware to harness that power, but that's what Mike Sandman, Chicago's Telecom Expert, is here for. From phone line powered calculators to video cameras, he's modded most every modern electronic appliance to plug into the wall and stick it to the man!
Of course, who cares about calculators and cameras, we're here for the sex toys! The site doesn't disappoint on that end either. Not only does this vibrator power itself off of any live phone jack, it glows in the god damn dark! Turn into phone jack into an instant sex rave orgy! uNF uNF uNF uNF uNF uNF
via BoingBoing
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May 5, 2005
Rabbit Vibes available for research
Rabbit vibrators available for sex toy development and research
Always wanted to get into the sex toy modding scene, but didn't have the toy to do it with? The people at SecretPlayThings.com have been cool enough to offer vibes for research and development to people that are interested in making new products! Note: You need to have some sort of plan ready to present for what you plan on doing with the toy. This ain't no free reacharound!
Now, since I know quite a few of my readers are licensing nazis savvy, let me say here that I have no idea what the licensing terms behind getting one of these and what you develop with it are. You'll have to discuss that with the proprietor. However, anything to boost the research budget of slashdong is alright with me! :)
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