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March 12, 2005

Ohhhh **uNF* ahhhh *uNF* Mmmmm *BZZZZT uNF*

Let it be known that I'm a big fan of beepy shit. Yup, I loves me some repetitive beats played in dark rooms while honkies act like taking a ton of drugs makes them dance better. I'm also really into the whole abstract IDM (aka "The ego genre that shall not be fully named") thing. So I was definitely interested when I heard about The Sex Album. It's an album where every sample is made from the sounds of a couple having sex with PZM mics on different places around the room, with other "stethoscope" mics on and even *in* them. Now, all the sounds have been Reaktorized so most of the samples don't actually sound like sex, but I guess it's that whole "Ohhhh but you know where it comes from!" idea. The end product is a sort of the idm/electroclashy "deep throated breathy female talking over beeps" shit that seems to be popular with the kids these days, but still, might be worth a list. There are sample tracks up on the page. (via SexDrive, via MusicThing)

Now, this brings up an interesting question about songs and sex. This also veers right off our whole blog topic of technology and sex, but stay with me here, this is important. Sure, this album aforementioned album is interesting, and uses all the latest sample mashing software to make some decent electronica. But it doesn't hold a candle to the best album about sex ever.

That would be Jeff Stryker's "Pop You In The Pooper," (Alternative link to MP3 on slashdong here, just in case the other one gets taken down) of course. There's really nothing better than an ex-gay porn star singing

If you're ready now, I'm gonna start to PLOW--
And FERTILIZE YOUR FIELD--
Boy your "farm" is rich---
take it ALL you BITCH--
Let's see what "crop" it yields.

If all country were like this, I'd be line dancing my ass down to the nearest Langston's to get me a big ol' hat and some religion showin' jeans.

Yeah, that's fucking classy shit right there.

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